"There once was a man from the stars
Who liked to play tag with his scars
They'd slide and they'd scoot,
And they'd run all aboot,
Toy soldiers in make-believe wars."
---A limerick by Opus Van De Oplicter
Das ist mein kleine feur Ich heben en mein pents.
Zommen ze tyme Ich lick ta maken dem danz.
Ich canst nein finden mein Deutch Dictionaren.
Ich em pullen zis sheise outten mein arsch!
Well, friend, what do you think of me?